|This is just not Funny !|
Just sitting here thinking today, nothing serious not even mad at anyone today. Just ran out of anger since it doesn't do much good anyway, May as well join the crowd and just mellow out in my old age and let things go, just have fun, buy me a video game so I can stay active and leave the problems to the more educated liberal experts.. Surely they have a plan probably much more expansive and intelligent than I can understand with my limited education.
Look at all we have been given lately, they got rid of that horrible glare from the sky and changed that blatent blue to a soft nasty grey that is much easier on the eyes right? Plus now we get a lot more rain and thunderstorms than we did before and Texas and a few other states have been given a chance to dry out so they won't have to worry about flooding or crops or even drinking water after a while.
All the tornados have helped the economy tremendously,,think of all the employment opportunities there are now rebuilding everything destroyed.. And you know there will be plenty of money with all the government help and insurance payments that is if you can get past the fine print on those policies.
They have made all of our water so much safer, even our teeth are protected with the additions to it.. Hell it even keeps the drain pipes nice and clean, stripping out all that gook that used to get inside there... have to watch out it may put plumbers out of business if it gets any better.
Our food absolutely safe now, you can lay it out for weeks and with all the preservatives, radiaton and additives it will be as good as new, what a wonderful thing, no more wasted food due to spoilage.
We do have to be careful though to listen to the news and see what packaged food is full of ecoli. ( who ever heard of ecoli in produce before?)Of course we can't complain really, those poor illegals working in the fields, doing work Americans won't do, to feed their families don't have bathrooms to use out there so we get a lot of Mexican crap in our food we didn't ask for plus in the packing plants, there is no time for the workers to wash their hands after taking a dump..
Clothing will become so much nicer, remember back some years ago they tried to introduce UNISEX? Didn't work out too well then but now after some work by our genius researchers they have added enough harmones and chemicals to the food, air and water that we are actually becoming a UNISEX culture.
So many more pretty little boys with perfect nails and teeth. No scabs on those pretty little knees... Little girls with muscles and so strong and virile who could complain? No more little Shirley Temple curls and pouty little lips,, well the lips are still pouty but only after some injections of ??? to make them all look like they come from the interior of Africa.
A few years ago it was a joke about big breasted women having to back up to go around the corner, now it is the lips. You can see the lips way before the rest of the body gets to the corner..
Poking fun at a dead man? When were you told that was OK? Weren't you taught to have respect for the Dead? I was but lessons are often forgotten. I always felt if you were a jerk alive, death didn't change that.. Ever notice when someone dies even a real bastard they become a much better person in people's memory? Not mine.. Dying does not erase your errors...
I am really more upset with contaminating the ocean even more than it is already with more crap thrown in there. I wonder if they hired BP to dump the garbage since they are so good at doing that with lots of practice in the Gulf.
A more fitting burial place would have been one of these horrific hog farms here in NC where the Government makes them dig ponds for all of the crap so the neighbors know what is being raised 3 miles down the road when the wind is right... Can you imagine anyone thinking it is better for the environment to put poop in a stagnant wet pond to fester and ferment rather than putting it back in the land and plowing it under with no smell and lots of benefits to the fields? Who thought up this crap anyway?
We can't blame obama for that now can we? Pigs would not be in his field of experience.
Thank goodness The good ole Donald Trump got in his two cents worth and finally got Obama to come clean and show his birth Certificate..Now we all know he was totally legal, had nothing to hide, is a Citizen and was born in Hawaii and his Mom wasn't a two bit whore flitting between radical men like a moth to a flame.. Obama should really cherish his Mothers memory on Mothers Day since she did ship him to her Mother to raise so he wouldn't have to sit in that droll Madrassa School for the rest of his education.
Thank goodness Obama was in charge and has slain the Dragon we have been chasing for the past 10 years. Whooo boy.. Bin Laden is dead.. Actually Laden and Obama look a lot alike, wonder if his Mom every knew Bin? Could be they both worked for the CIA... Naw... Obama would never slay his own daddy now would he..? oh.. who is his Daddy? I am so confused it must be my age. What the hell you can be a bastard and still be president but you have to be a citizen...I know he is one but I am not sure about the latter.
I have to get busy now and search out some grain and other basic food items, seems like our wonderful government has decided to flood out the farmers and save the city of Cairo Ill. Just think about that. thousends of small and large farms ruined for at least one growing season more than likely many more to come but that wonderful little city with a population of 2,500 is safe and will continue to provide ???? for the country. Wait a minute what does Cairo produce? oh yes it is a major depository for food stamps, wellfare and other government handouts. Those poor folks aren't able to take care of themselves like the farmers can. After all the farmers get out and work daily and are in pretty good shape altho kind of tired from the long hours of working to produce grain and food for the country. The residents of Cairo would not have a clue how to take care of themselves so we must make sure they survive with all of their possessions in tact. The farmers can always replace their possessions.
THAT'S ALL FOLKS....
KEEP YOUR POWDER DRY AND ADD TO YOUR SUPPLY THIS WEEK.